yay spring!

fuck lettuce. fuck green lettuce. fuck purple lettuce. fuck baby lettuce. and don't look at me like I'M the asshole just 'cause i say i don't like lettuce. my choice. it's a useless effing non-vegetable. that's right. i don't even think of it as food. it's filler. what restaurants put on your sandwich or plate when they're too cheap to fill it with actual food. fuck you and your fucking lettuce fucking ways.