where da baby jebus at?

to the purple puffy coated assface cutting her nails on the bus: no one wants to walk on your gross nail leavings and possibly track them home. were you raised in a barn? or with a traveling pack of hobos? if i sat beside would you have gone all primate and checked my hair for ticks? people need to learn and start applying basic rules of etiquette. here's a handy list of dos and don't
1. don't cut your damn nail on the bus - already stated, but worth mentioning again
2. don't take your shoes off in public unless you're at the beach
3. if your shoes are off, do not pick at your feet
4. cover your mouth/nose when you cough/sneeze etc.
5. for the love of all things holy and otherwise, keep your muther effing finger out of your gd nose.
and finally,
6. don't fart in public. no one wants the particles inside your colon, in their lungs. seriously.