Monday, February 26, 2007

rant the day away...

why is that people wear so much goddamn perfume/cologne. maybe they accidentally broke the bottle on themselves. maybe they bathed in it. maybe it was a gift from their significant other and they feel obligated to wear it. oh, and the SO would have no nose 'cause generally those that really splash it on, splash on crap. seriously. at least if you're on the bus or somewhere more public, you can just move and get away from them. well, cough, glare, mutter obscenities under your breath and then move. but when you're at work and you have your desk all set up, you know, just the way you like it, there's no getting away from it. maybe you have a kickie calendar up, perhaps quizzing you about the latest this or that. maybe you have some nice figurines or whatever - you know, stuff that makes life at work more bearable. and then some jackass shows up, wreaking of perfume-y ass, and your day is ruined. hard to concentrate when you can taste it. at least if it was BO you might be able to respect the person. maybe they just ran a marathon. for charity. a charity for under-privilged dogs or canaries that lost a wing in Nam. there is just no excuse to show up smelly. actually, i take it back about the BO. no one wants to sit next to your smelly ass, whether it be perfume, BO or hair. ick. hair. don't get me started on that...

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I worked with this jackass who every morning would spritz himself in a bottle of 400 dollar stuff. Something named "La Tigre Du Homme" or some Frenchy designer junk. It smelled like burning shit. If he had bathed in Stetson it would have been better. I take that back. Prefered Stock.......ya thats right....1993 Colognes......

Unknown said...

word Aaron... dont forget Old Spice too.. mmm

Perhaps kyky's problem is that she regularly tells people they stink "figuratively" so when she actually tells the odor offenders - they don't realize she means "literally".

Would it help if I forward the offending parties a link to your blog Ky??? I think I have a pretty good idea as to who they may be..