Monday, February 19, 2007
a 4 yr old stole my socks this weekend....
ever raged at your coworker 'cause he laughed at a dilbert cartoon? i have. mostly i just hate dilbert. really. it's not funny. it's like office space. NOT FUNNY. people always try and tell me that if you work in an office, you should find both dilbert and office space funny. i don't. and i don't care. i've given the movie 2 viewings, and still, i feel nothing. it's over-hyped and completely un-hilarious. dilbert, i've glanced at it on numerous occasions. and each time, much like after breaking down and reading the family circus, i tried to find a way to get that minute of my life back. but it was gone. wasted on crappy unfunny pieces of crap. more power to the authors tho. if i could write a giant piece of crap and live off it, you bet your sweet ass i'd do it. i tried to pitch a cartoon about a time traveling lobster and his sidekick, bleeorp the mermaid, but no one would touch it. commies.
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Nice rant... But I can't help but notice your (you're) title has nothing to do with the actual content within your posting..
So, this begs the question... How is it that a 4 year old was able to overpower you and steal your monkey socks? Perhaps you were at Chinese New Year Celebrations over the weekend and the four year old happened to be trained with Ninja skills and stole them all stealth like???
As for your critiquing of movies - you lost most of your credibility with me when I found out you have entire seasons of Buffy the Vampire slayer on DVD... sad.
Anyway.. if you have any copies of the time travelling lobster cartoon around, maybe you to post em on here..
not so much overpower as distract me with his new fangled ballet slap fighting moves. also, i think you're underestimating the strength of this kid. he may only be 4, but he sprung forth from the loins of a giant. and he underwent this new procedure wherein they take limbs from larger kids and surgically graft them on to smaller kids. combine this with his naturally occurring robotic parts, and you have one lean mean, slap fighting machine.
also, turns out i'm a sucker for a cute kid. who knew?
You know - the kyky of October odd-6 would have laughed in the face of that 4 year old..
So apparently you've gone soft.. for shame.. tsk tsk.
K
you forced my hand. apologize or this lovely pic stays....
uncle... uncle..
I''ll send flowers.
k
boo-yah!
.....sucker for a cute kid?........ya know she's been weird lately..all soft and nice.....not yellin at people in the street.....takes a shower twice a week........somethings not right........Oh my god....
RUN KEVIN!!!! SHE'S A SUCCUBUS!!!!
DIE IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!
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