Monday, April 9, 2007

you emilio estevez pounding fat gummi-bear

things that were discussed at thursday's lunch n learn:
*jesus' wiener (see previous blog entry)
*ice pants
*constructing a time-machine using the scientific principles from such instructional videos as: time-cop, back to the future, quantum leap, the time tunnel, and all episodes of star trek. oh and also superman
*using the newly constructed time-machine to go back in time and punch yourself so hard that you make yourself barf
*bear ass pie
*dressing in a panda suit so you can get some sweet sweet panda ass
*getting kicked out of the aquarium for donning an orca suit and attempting the sweet *sweet orca lovin'
*hookers n blow
*how you know you're gay
*how you know that i know you're gay
*using peaches instead of pineapple in a stir-fry
*how to make kevin appear both taller and short simultaneously
*and finally: how whitecake would like to use the aforementioned time-machine, go back in time and be the father of every employee at work. why? 'cause it'd be funny

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